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The Prayer of Baygon

The ministration of this prayer shall be completed once the apparatus upon which thou sleepest has been duly and thoroughly fumigated with the Lord’s wrath and fury toward all bugkind, otherwise known as Baygon Insect Repellant.

“We thanketh thee, O Lord, for thy holy canister of Baygon, that with its fumes thou didst smite thy bedbug foes to tiny bits, in thy mercy. May its repellant nature reign from everlasting to everlasting. Amen.”.

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